It's a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced

Roller coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller coasters, in a new Disneyland.

With the drawing down of U.S. and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama put in place the final phase of his Afghan policy, announcing, with Disney CEO Robert Iger by his side, the purchase of Afghanistan by Disney.

"Where is the land they bought? Outside of Kabul?" a New York Times reporter asked the president. "No, I mean they purchased Afghanistan -- the whole country," Obama replied.

What are Disney's plans for the war-torn country? Iger revealed the entertainment giant will turn the country into one giant Disneyland theme park. "Normally, when we take over a property we have to demolish all the structures, displace the locals, etcetera, etcetera. But, between the Taliban and NATO all the hard work's been done."

Afghani-Disneyland's rides are reported to include: - Read More at huffingtonpost

It's a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced